How white am I? The best thing since white bread.
 

White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz.

Take the Quiz
I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods
3,894 of 26,192 (15%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods  
I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals
4,070 of 26,194 (16%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals  
I'm a Vegetarian
2,239 of 26,194 (9%) are Vegetarian  
Someday, I'll get into venture capital
2,711 of 26,194 (10%) will get into venture capital  
I subscribe to The Economist
2,044 of 26,187 (8%) subscribe to The Economist  
I've debated use of the Oxford Comma
5,104 of 26,192 (19%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma  
I have a Facebook account
22,552 of 26,194 (86%) have a Facebook account  
I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days
11,084 of 26,194 (42%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days  
There's always time for a game of Twister
4,906 of 26,188 (19%) makes time for Twister  
I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English
4,545 of 26,184 (17%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English  
I've been to an ugly sweater party
5,824 of 26,188 (22%) have been to an ugly sweater party  
I've volunteered for a non-profit organization
13,821 of 26,194 (53%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization  
I've hosted a dinner party with board games
7,293 of 26,194 (28%) have hosted a dinner party with board games  
I have a liberal arts degree
6,518 of 26,194 (25%) have a liberal arts degree  
I've been to Vietnam
875 of 26,186 (3%) have been to Vietnam  


BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News
11,813 of 26,194 (45%) would rather watch BBC than CNN  
48F is appropriate weather for shorts
5,574 of 26,192 (21%) love wearing shorts  
I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI
6,410 of 26,194 (24%) think they're funny  
I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast
2,344 of 26,188 (9%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast  
I've backpacked through eastern Europe
1,782 of 26,194 (7%) have backpacked through eastern Europe  
I've had acupuncture treatment
2,920 of 26,188 (11%) have had acupuncture treatment  
I've been "offended" more than once in my life
17,248 of 26,194 (66%) have been "offended" more than once  
I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate
4,219 of 26,191 (16%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate  
I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics
6,911 of 26,194 (26%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system  
I have an iPhone
10,523 of 26,194 (40%) have an iPhone  
I've stopped eating McDonalds
10,650 of 26,194 (41%) have stopped eating McDonalds  
I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai
9,807 of 26,193 (37%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai  
Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment
5,706 of 26,194 (22%) will buy a loft apartment  
I've threatened to move to Europe
8,085 of 26,194 (31%) have threatened to move to Europe  
I've seen live theater this year
8,756 of 26,188 (33%) have seen live theater this year  


I am an environmentalist
6,640 of 26,194 (25%) are environmentalists  
I have a small Buddha statue
4,085 of 26,188 (16%) have a small Buddha statue  
I've donated to an NPR pledge drive
2,724 of 26,187 (10%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive  
I've started a wine collection
3,319 of 26,194 (13%) have started a wine collection  
I voted for Barack Obama
13,127 of 26,194 (50%) voted for Barack Obama  
I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes
7,463 of 26,194 (28%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes  
I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights
3,462 of 26,184 (13%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights  
I've taken an unpaid internship
5,236 of 26,188 (20%) have taken an unpaid internship  
I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright
1,903 of 26,194 (7%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright  
I've considered moving to New York
9,800 of 26,188 (37%) have considered moving to New York  
I've read Fast Food Nation
3,600 of 26,194 (14%) have read Fast Food Nation  
I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke
4,329 of 26,192 (17%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke  
I prefer public transportation, but normally drive
4,292 of 26,194 (16%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive  
I own a Kitchen Aid mixer
5,746 of 26,194 (22%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer  
I've "studied" abroad
4,353 of 26,194 (17%) have "studied" abroad  


A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi
9,947 of 26,194 (38%) are "California Roll" snobs  
I have a North Face jacket
6,680 of 26,194 (26%) have a North Face jacket  
I was in the gifted and talented program
10,248 of 26,191 (39%) was in the gifted and talented program  
I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering)
4,112 of 26,191 (16%) have a real graduate degree  
I'm Vegan
691 of 26,194 (3%) are Vegan  
I've smoked it
13,388 of 26,183 (51%) have smoked it  
I grind my own coffee
4,992 of 26,183 (19%) grind coffee  
Healthcare should be free
13,441 of 26,189 (51%) Healthcare should be free  
In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk
14,081 of 26,184 (54%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk  
I have an herb garden
4,292 of 26,184 (16%) have an herb garden  

 (items are weighted)
About the Quiz

As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their precise level of whiteness.

The Startup

White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money.

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