How white am I?

White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz.

Take the Quiz

I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods

848 of 5,850 (14%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods

I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals

1,235 of 5,852 (21%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals

I'm a Vegetarian

568 of 5,852 (10%) are Vegetarian

Someday, I'll get into venture capital

574 of 5,852 (10%) will get into venture capital

I subscribe to The Economist

506 of 5,845 (9%) subscribe to The Economist

I've debated use of the Oxford Comma

989 of 5,850 (17%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma

I have a Facebook account

5,039 of 5,852 (86%) have a Facebook account

I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days

2,688 of 5,852 (46%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days

There's always time for a game of Twister

1,116 of 5,846 (19%) makes time for Twister

I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English

1,226 of 5,842 (21%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English

I've been to an ugly sweater party

879 of 5,846 (15%) have been to an ugly sweater party

I've volunteered for a non-profit organization

3,327 of 5,852 (57%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization

I've hosted a dinner party with board games

1,760 of 5,852 (30%) have hosted a dinner party with board games

I have a liberal arts degree

1,916 of 5,852 (33%) have a liberal arts degree

I've been to Vietnam

193 of 5,844 (3%) have been to Vietnam

BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News

3,061 of 5,852 (52%) would rather watch BBC than CNN

48�F is appropriate weather for shorts

1,100 of 5,850 (19%) love wearing shorts

I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI

1,284 of 5,852 (22%) think they're funny

I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast

704 of 5,846 (12%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast

I've backpacked through eastern Europe

445 of 5,852 (8%) have backpacked through eastern Europe

I've had acupuncture treatment

589 of 5,846 (10%) have had acupuncture treatment

I've been "offended" more than once in my life

3,766 of 5,852 (64%) have been "offended" more than once

I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate

1,313 of 5,849 (22%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate

I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics

1,679 of 5,852 (29%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system

I have an iPhone

1,145 of 5,852 (20%) have an iPhone

I've stopped eating McDonalds

2,443 of 5,852 (42%) have stopped eating McDonalds

I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai

2,460 of 5,851 (42%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai

Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment

1,388 of 5,852 (24%) will buy a loft apartment

I've threatened to move to Europe

2,095 of 5,852 (36%) have threatened to move to Europe

I've seen live theater this year

2,308 of 5,846 (39%) have seen live theater this year

I am an environmentalist

1,733 of 5,852 (30%) are environmentalists

I have a small Buddha statue

1,005 of 5,846 (17%) have a small Buddha statue

I've donated to an NPR pledge drive

763 of 5,845 (13%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive

I've started a wine collection

797 of 5,852 (14%) have started a wine collection

I voted for Barack Obama

3,488 of 5,852 (60%) voted for Barack Obama

I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes

1,871 of 5,852 (32%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes

I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights

908 of 5,842 (16%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights

I've taken an unpaid internship

1,426 of 5,846 (24%) have taken an unpaid internship

I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright

483 of 5,852 (8%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright

I've considered moving to New York

2,550 of 5,846 (44%) have considered moving to New York

I've read Fast Food Nation

1,026 of 5,852 (18%) have read Fast Food Nation

I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke

872 of 5,850 (15%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke

I prefer public transportation, but normally drive

1,152 of 5,852 (20%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive

I own a Kitchen Aid mixer

1,151 of 5,852 (20%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer

I've "studied" abroad

1,192 of 5,852 (20%) have "studied" abroad

A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi

2,441 of 5,852 (42%) are "California Roll" snobs

I have a North Face jacket

1,278 of 5,852 (22%) have a North Face jacket

I was in the gifted and talented program

2,727 of 5,849 (47%) was in the gifted and talented program

I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering)

877 of 5,849 (15%) have a real graduate degree

I'm Vegan

129 of 5,852 (2%) are Vegan

I've smoked it

3,068 of 5,841 (53%) have smoked it

I grind my own coffee

1,385 of 5,841 (24%) grind coffee

Healthcare should be free

3,087 of 5,847 (53%) Healthcare should be free

In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk

3,282 of 5,842 (56%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk

I have an herb garden

923 of 5,842 (16%) have an herb garden

(items are weighted)

About the Quiz

As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their precise level of whiteness.

The Startup

White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money.

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