White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz. Take the Quiz I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods 2,039 of 13,604 (15%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods   I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals 2,664 of 13,606 (20%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals   I'm a Vegetarian 1,338 of 13,606 (10%) are Vegetarian   Someday, I'll get into venture capital 1,342 of 13,606 (10%) will get into venture capital   I subscribe to The Economist 1,174 of 13,599 (9%) subscribe to The Economist   I've debated use of the Oxford Comma 2,812 of 13,604 (21%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma   I have a Facebook account 12,100 of 13,606 (89%) have a Facebook account   I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days 6,335 of 13,606 (47%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days   There's always time for a game of Twister 2,486 of 13,600 (18%) makes time for Twister   I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English 2,794 of 13,596 (21%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English   I've been to an ugly sweater party 2,461 of 13,600 (18%) have been to an ugly sweater party   I've volunteered for a non-profit organization 7,755 of 13,606 (57%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization   I've hosted a dinner party with board games 4,147 of 13,606 (30%) have hosted a dinner party with board games   I have a liberal arts degree 4,502 of 13,606 (33%) have a liberal arts degree   I've been to Vietnam 511 of 13,598 (4%) have been to Vietnam   BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News 7,247 of 13,606 (53%) would rather watch BBC than CNN   48°F is appropriate weather for shorts 2,644 of 13,604 (19%) love wearing shorts   I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI 2,949 of 13,606 (22%) think they're funny   I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast 1,610 of 13,600 (12%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast   I've backpacked through eastern Europe 1,061 of 13,606 (8%) have backpacked through eastern Europe   I've had acupuncture treatment 1,625 of 13,600 (12%) have had acupuncture treatment   I've been "offended" more than once in my life 8,908 of 13,606 (65%) have been "offended" more than once   I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate 2,925 of 13,603 (22%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate   I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics 3,928 of 13,606 (29%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system   I have an iPhone 3,698 of 13,606 (27%) have an iPhone   I've stopped eating McDonalds 5,773 of 13,606 (42%) have stopped eating McDonalds   I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai 5,760 of 13,605 (42%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai   Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment 3,055 of 13,606 (22%) will buy a loft apartment   I've threatened to move to Europe 4,899 of 13,606 (36%) have threatened to move to Europe   I've seen live theater this year 5,254 of 13,600 (39%) have seen live theater this year   I am an environmentalist 4,235 of 13,606 (31%) are environmentalists   I have a small Buddha statue 2,407 of 13,600 (18%) have a small Buddha statue   I've donated to an NPR pledge drive 1,875 of 13,599 (14%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive   I've started a wine collection 1,854 of 13,606 (14%) have started a wine collection   I voted for Barack Obama 7,724 of 13,606 (57%) voted for Barack Obama   I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes 4,163 of 13,606 (31%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes   I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights 2,159 of 13,596 (16%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights   I've taken an unpaid internship 3,146 of 13,600 (23%) have taken an unpaid internship   I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright 1,140 of 13,606 (8%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright   I've considered moving to New York 5,556 of 13,600 (41%) have considered moving to New York   I've read Fast Food Nation 2,275 of 13,606 (17%) have read Fast Food Nation   I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke 1,988 of 13,604 (15%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke   I prefer public transportation, but normally drive 2,652 of 13,606 (19%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive   I own a Kitchen Aid mixer 3,020 of 13,606 (22%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer   I've "studied" abroad 2,855 of 13,606 (21%) have "studied" abroad   A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi 5,543 of 13,606 (41%) are "California Roll" snobs   I have a North Face jacket 3,036 of 13,606 (22%) have a North Face jacket   I was in the gifted and talented program 6,014 of 13,603 (44%) was in the gifted and talented program   I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering) 2,512 of 13,603 (18%) have a real graduate degree   I'm Vegan 356 of 13,606 (3%) are Vegan   I've smoked it 7,241 of 13,595 (53%) have smoked it   I grind my own coffee 3,173 of 13,595 (23%) grind coffee   Healthcare should be free 7,357 of 13,601 (54%) Healthcare should be free   In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk 7,719 of 13,596 (57%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk   I have an herb garden 2,509 of 13,596 (18%) have an herb garden    (items are weighted)

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