White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team
sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white
people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for
reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence
of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times
crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining
relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI
About the Quiz
As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or
ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their
precise level of whiteness.
White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their
six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further
our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money.
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