How white am I? The best thing since white bread.
 

White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz.

Take the Quiz
I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods
4,739 of 31,133 (15%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods  
I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals
4,823 of 31,135 (15%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals  
I'm a Vegetarian
2,864 of 31,135 (9%) are Vegetarian  
Someday, I'll get into venture capital
3,311 of 31,135 (11%) will get into venture capital  
I subscribe to The Economist
2,520 of 31,128 (8%) subscribe to The Economist  
I've debated use of the Oxford Comma
6,328 of 31,133 (20%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma  
I have a Facebook account
26,107 of 31,135 (84%) have a Facebook account  
I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days
12,808 of 31,135 (41%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days  
There's always time for a game of Twister
5,999 of 31,129 (19%) makes time for Twister  
I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English
5,379 of 31,125 (17%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English  
I've been to an ugly sweater party
6,958 of 31,129 (22%) have been to an ugly sweater party  
I've volunteered for a non-profit organization
16,100 of 31,135 (52%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization  
I've hosted a dinner party with board games
8,467 of 31,135 (27%) have hosted a dinner party with board games  
I have a liberal arts degree
7,311 of 31,135 (23%) have a liberal arts degree  
I've been to Vietnam
1,108 of 31,127 (4%) have been to Vietnam  


BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News
13,889 of 31,135 (45%) would rather watch BBC than CNN  
48F is appropriate weather for shorts
6,911 of 31,133 (22%) love wearing shorts  
I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI
7,709 of 31,135 (25%) think they're funny  
I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast
2,767 of 31,129 (9%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast  
I've backpacked through eastern Europe
2,179 of 31,135 (7%) have backpacked through eastern Europe  
I've had acupuncture treatment
3,375 of 31,129 (11%) have had acupuncture treatment  
I've been "offended" more than once in my life
20,182 of 31,135 (65%) have been "offended" more than once  
I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate
4,837 of 31,132 (16%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate  
I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics
8,533 of 31,135 (27%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system  
I have an iPhone
13,178 of 31,135 (42%) have an iPhone  
I've stopped eating McDonalds
12,676 of 31,135 (41%) have stopped eating McDonalds  
I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai
11,410 of 31,134 (37%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai  
Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment
6,898 of 31,135 (22%) will buy a loft apartment  
I've threatened to move to Europe
9,468 of 31,135 (30%) have threatened to move to Europe  
I've seen live theater this year
10,305 of 31,129 (33%) have seen live theater this year  


I am an environmentalist
7,878 of 31,135 (25%) are environmentalists  
I have a small Buddha statue
4,834 of 31,129 (16%) have a small Buddha statue  
I've donated to an NPR pledge drive
3,098 of 31,128 (10%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive  
I've started a wine collection
3,819 of 31,135 (12%) have started a wine collection  
I voted for Barack Obama
14,846 of 31,135 (48%) voted for Barack Obama  
I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes
8,459 of 31,135 (27%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes  
I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights
4,067 of 31,125 (13%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights  
I've taken an unpaid internship
6,035 of 31,129 (19%) have taken an unpaid internship  
I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright
2,232 of 31,135 (7%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright  
I've considered moving to New York
11,564 of 31,129 (37%) have considered moving to New York  
I've read Fast Food Nation
4,157 of 31,135 (13%) have read Fast Food Nation  
I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke
5,258 of 31,133 (17%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke  
I prefer public transportation, but normally drive
5,004 of 31,135 (16%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive  
I own a Kitchen Aid mixer
6,718 of 31,135 (22%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer  
I've "studied" abroad
5,091 of 31,135 (16%) have "studied" abroad  


A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi
11,476 of 31,135 (37%) are "California Roll" snobs  
I have a North Face jacket
8,043 of 31,135 (26%) have a North Face jacket  
I was in the gifted and talented program
12,048 of 31,132 (39%) was in the gifted and talented program  
I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering)
4,700 of 31,132 (15%) have a real graduate degree  
I'm Vegan
983 of 31,135 (3%) are Vegan  
I've smoked it
15,163 of 31,124 (49%) have smoked it  
I grind my own coffee
5,786 of 31,124 (19%) grind coffee  
Healthcare should be free
15,758 of 31,130 (51%) Healthcare should be free  
In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk
16,442 of 31,125 (53%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk  
I have an herb garden
5,121 of 31,125 (16%) have an herb garden  

 (items are weighted)
About the Quiz

As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their precise level of whiteness.

The Startup

White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money.

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