How white am I? The best thing since white bread.
 

White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz.

Take the Quiz
I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods
3,776 of 25,487 (15%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods  
I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals
3,968 of 25,489 (16%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals  
I'm a Vegetarian
2,166 of 25,489 (8%) are Vegetarian  
Someday, I'll get into venture capital
2,619 of 25,489 (10%) will get into venture capital  
I subscribe to The Economist
1,971 of 25,482 (8%) subscribe to The Economist  
I've debated use of the Oxford Comma
4,955 of 25,487 (19%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma  
I have a Facebook account
22,031 of 25,489 (86%) have a Facebook account  
I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days
10,835 of 25,489 (43%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days  
There's always time for a game of Twister
4,788 of 25,483 (19%) makes time for Twister  
I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English
4,418 of 25,479 (17%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English  
I've been to an ugly sweater party
5,699 of 25,483 (22%) have been to an ugly sweater party  
I've volunteered for a non-profit organization
13,522 of 25,489 (53%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization  
I've hosted a dinner party with board games
7,160 of 25,489 (28%) have hosted a dinner party with board games  
I have a liberal arts degree
6,429 of 25,489 (25%) have a liberal arts degree  
I've been to Vietnam
835 of 25,481 (3%) have been to Vietnam  


BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News
11,527 of 25,489 (45%) would rather watch BBC than CNN  
48F is appropriate weather for shorts
5,388 of 25,487 (21%) love wearing shorts  
I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI
6,221 of 25,489 (24%) think they're funny  
I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast
2,298 of 25,483 (9%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast  
I've backpacked through eastern Europe
1,721 of 25,489 (7%) have backpacked through eastern Europe  
I've had acupuncture treatment
2,855 of 25,483 (11%) have had acupuncture treatment  
I've been "offended" more than once in my life
16,821 of 25,489 (66%) have been "offended" more than once  
I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate
4,145 of 25,486 (16%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate  
I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics
6,696 of 25,489 (26%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system  
I have an iPhone
10,169 of 25,489 (40%) have an iPhone  
I've stopped eating McDonalds
10,383 of 25,489 (41%) have stopped eating McDonalds  
I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai
9,587 of 25,488 (38%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai  
Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment
5,551 of 25,489 (22%) will buy a loft apartment  
I've threatened to move to Europe
7,925 of 25,489 (31%) have threatened to move to Europe  
I've seen live theater this year
8,527 of 25,483 (33%) have seen live theater this year  


I am an environmentalist
6,484 of 25,489 (25%) are environmentalists  
I have a small Buddha statue
3,986 of 25,483 (16%) have a small Buddha statue  
I've donated to an NPR pledge drive
2,672 of 25,482 (10%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive  
I've started a wine collection
3,249 of 25,489 (13%) have started a wine collection  
I voted for Barack Obama
12,863 of 25,489 (50%) voted for Barack Obama  
I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes
7,314 of 25,489 (29%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes  
I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights
3,378 of 25,479 (13%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights  
I've taken an unpaid internship
5,119 of 25,483 (20%) have taken an unpaid internship  
I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright
1,857 of 25,489 (7%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright  
I've considered moving to New York
9,569 of 25,483 (38%) have considered moving to New York  
I've read Fast Food Nation
3,522 of 25,489 (14%) have read Fast Food Nation  
I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke
4,231 of 25,487 (17%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke  
I prefer public transportation, but normally drive
4,193 of 25,489 (16%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive  
I own a Kitchen Aid mixer
5,612 of 25,489 (22%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer  
I've "studied" abroad
4,233 of 25,489 (17%) have "studied" abroad  


A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi
9,732 of 25,489 (38%) are "California Roll" snobs  
I have a North Face jacket
6,510 of 25,489 (26%) have a North Face jacket  
I was in the gifted and talented program
10,003 of 25,486 (39%) was in the gifted and talented program  
I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering)
4,030 of 25,486 (16%) have a real graduate degree  
I'm Vegan
662 of 25,489 (3%) are Vegan  
I've smoked it
13,117 of 25,478 (51%) have smoked it  
I grind my own coffee
4,909 of 25,478 (19%) grind coffee  
Healthcare should be free
13,090 of 25,484 (51%) Healthcare should be free  
In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk
13,755 of 25,479 (54%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk  
I have an herb garden
4,183 of 25,479 (16%) have an herb garden  

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About the Quiz

As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their precise level of whiteness.

The Startup

White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money.

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